the student e-mail box

My boss at Joy school arranged for me to teach a private lesson with a very hardworking student. This was of course fine with me because I could spend a relaxing hour and a half playing games, writing stories and having fun with a great kid... instead of being the ring leader for a horde of monster children.

I make him send me an e-mail every week.... he is allowed to write anything he wants and I encourage him to make me laugh. Kids over here are taught to walk the line.... so they really get a kick out of being off the leash. His comprehension and fluency are quite good, however even the best students struggle a bit when they are given a free forum. Here is an example of a funny little e-mail from Big Kev (11).


How are you?Teacher Brad.
I think ''HARRY POTTER 7''can change to ''HARRY POTTER AND DEATH'' because I only read to page 133,but many people died.Harry Potter's owl-Heme died by Voldemort's under.Crazy Eyes(Chinese)died by Voldemort's under too.And Voldemort's
under with other people died.The crazest is John,his ear bedeprived of Voldemort's under.
Ok,las talk about my crazy-crazy-crazy Chinese teacher.He drive me and my classmate crazy-crazy-crazy and crazy. He said that
write homework quickly,so we happily write homework.Suddenly he shout very-very-very loudly,''Who said you can write homework,put in bag!''